The Badass President being a Badass President.
if this picture touch you even a little bit, REBLOG it.
i love striped hyenas because look at this punk little pup
it looks like a chihuahua with a mohawk omfg
i was going to write something snarky here in reply but you’re completely right holy shit i never noticed that
“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.” Chris Rock
Well, America in a nutshell
“The black man gotta fly to get somethin’ the white man can walk to.”
THIS IS REALLY MESSING ME UP
WHAT THE EVER LOVING BOLLOCKING FUCK
MAKE IT STOP IM CRYING
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
That actually looks good
IT IS DELICIOUS FUCK THIS NOISE
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
I’m ugly laughing so hard
LMFAO LMFAO.. jndjdhdhdhdhdn
Lmfao I keep watching this
Busted yo ass