When I go back to school, my friends are gonna be...
“So, what did you do all summer?” “Oh…ehm…nothing…” they’re gonna be like “OH MY GOSH well I went to Disneyland and fucked a squirrel” or some shit: and I’m just gonna stand there like: bitch I don’t give a fuck, I was on Tumblr all vacation, and you know what:
Add your name next to your birthday and reblog.... →
fredikefred: January 1 - January 2 - January 3 - January 4 -Alyssa. http//vampalexa.tumblr.com/ Jorge http://jorge4195.tumblr.com January 5 - January 6 - harukikid.tumblr.com January 7 -Ericha thesummerscene.tumblr.com January 8 - January 9 - January 10 -Joverine http://lifewantsreality.tumblr.com/ January 11 - January 12 - jesiah http://Wanderousme.tumblr.com January 13 - ...
Reblog this if you want the Photoshop CS5 download...
Creating a Tumblr account.
When my friends ask me what I've been up too...
Yeah just being ..you know alive and stuff..
Taking off my shirt
simmie-love: Expectation: Reality:
I hate when my parents come into my room at like 7...
They burst through the door like And Im just like
Can’t Wait!!! [:
I hate when:
adelynnecessity: I get in trouble with my mom & she tells the whole family Im like Then it breaks into this big ass discussion so then Im like & it drags on & on & on & on while Im quiet & I just wanna
When a teacher asks you to sit up front
BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.
When your iPod's on shuffle and Run The World...
And you’re like Then the song’s over and you’re like bring the beat back So you play it again
LMFAOOO I have to rebog again ! Tyrone’s Mom !!! Omg I CANT
My collection of tumblr faces.
thisaintfairytalee: Yes, you should reblog this for future reference. I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG EVERYONE NEEDS THIS every tumblr user should have this on their blog.
Mayonnaise Jar & 2 Cups of Coffee →
michellerey: carmela: When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day isn’t enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked...
How to piss someone off →
5 hours sleep on weekend: 5 hours sleep on weekday: TRUE
When people are rude for NO reason at all.....
When a small child says "I was there first"
ijustdontgivahfuhck: BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST
When someone use my computer and tries to look at...
Let me show you what privacy really means; If you look closely you can she that she is trying to plank
When my sibling insults me ...
sheshellabastos: My parents are like: But if I insult my sibling, my parents are like: And I’m like: LMFAO! The story of my life!