August 2011
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July 2011
When I go back to school, my friends are gonna be...
“So, what did you do all summer?”
“Oh…ehm…nothing…”
they’re gonna be like “OH MY GOSH well I went to Disneyland and fucked a squirrel” or some shit:
and I’m just gonna stand there like:
bitch I don’t give a fuck, I was on Tumblr all vacation, and you know what:
Add your name next to your birthday and reblog.... →
fredikefred:
January 1 -
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January 4 -Alyssa. http//vampalexa.tumblr.com/
Jorge http://jorge4195.tumblr.com
January 5 -
January 6 - harukikid.tumblr.com
January 7 -Ericha thesummerscene.tumblr.com
January 8 - January 9 -
January 10 -Joverine http://lifewantsreality.tumblr.com/
January 11 -
January 12 - jesiah http://Wanderousme.tumblr.com
January 13 -
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Reblog this if you want the Photoshop CS5 download...
Creating a Tumblr account.
When my friends ask me what I've been up too...
Yeah just being ..you know alive and stuff..
Taking off my shirt
simmie-love:
Expectation:
Reality:
I hate when my parents come into my room at like 7...
They burst through the door like
And Im just like
WatchCan’t Wait!!! [:
I hate when:
adelynnecessity:
I get in trouble with my mom & she tells the whole family Im like
Then it breaks into this big ass discussion so then Im like
& it drags on & on & on & on while Im quiet & I just wanna
When a teacher asks you to sit up front
BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.
Watch
When your iPod's on shuffle and Run The World...
And you’re like
Then the song’s over and you’re like bring the beat back
So you play it again
WatchLMFAOOO I have to rebog again ! Tyrone’s Mom !!! Omg I CANT
My collection of tumblr faces.
thisaintfairytalee:
Yes, you should reblog this for future reference.
I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG
EVERYONE NEEDS THIS
every tumblr user should have this on their blog.
Mayonnaise Jar & 2 Cups of Coffee →
michellerey:
carmela:
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day isn’t enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked...
How to piss someone off →
lmaogtfo:
smokeweed-eatyogurt:
5 hours sleep on weekend:
5 hours sleep on weekday:
TRUE
When people are rude for NO reason at all.....
When a small child says "I was there first"
ijustdontgivahfuhck:
BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST
When someone use my computer and tries to look at...
Let me show you what privacy really means;
If you look closely you can she that she is trying to plank
When my sibling insults me ...
sheshellabastos:
My parents are like:
But if I insult my sibling, my parents are like:
And I’m like:
LMFAO! The story of my life!
