lonidopeski: most-awkward-moments: OH MY GOSH I was NOT expecting her to use a spoon that large, holy shit! I CANNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!1 LOL
ghetto people monday through saturday: ay i rape diz bitch wit my glock last night shit was crazy i was so fukin high nigga i nearly kill dis dude drunk driving but den i swerve into dis tree gud thinq it wuz a stolen car or else i woulda been in deep shxt lol #yooooolllllllllllllooooooo
ghetto people on sundays: praise the lord jesus h christ feel the rhythm of his holiness seeping through every pore of your body let us all go to church and sing religious music for hours on end oh how i love the lord and all of his teachings
"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting... →
theannoyingskwid: Yea Mom, I am.
Tumblr is like my 'not-so-personal' diary.
My Friends On Valentine's Day: →
When you yawn and your eyes get all watery
lolsofunny: and then someone is like ARE YOU CRYING?! and you’re just like:
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
wowfunniestposts: Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected. Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you look better in photos...
misstaylorbabyy: imperfectyetflawless: madamshakesalot: luckythinks91: jessicaisasimpleton: kyssthis16: bringoutthegimp: ethiopienne: silence-in-chaos: tagotdineroo: inhaleweedexhaleweed: wizardof40oz: taillz: bruhhh69: bryantsupreme: existentrillest: shediedofperfection: Lmfao no. white girl twerking game SO STRESSFUL lol bruh… all likee HAHAHAHA OMG...
When I open my pack of gum...
startbelievinginme: omg lololol