When someones replies to your text
totally-relatable: And they’re like “huh?” Really, bitch? The text is right there. How about you go back and read it again? So many funny relatable posts in this blog!
heyfunniest: when people on youtube put “official music video” but it’s actually a video of their review and not the actual music video home of the retarded seals
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
When girls overdose on makeup...
lovingaugustuswaters: jayung: d3ssins: ...
If it takes you longer than 10 minutes to text...
carsonphillips: I hate when I flip my hair and everyone just gets so overwhelmed
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
kelsiefag: open-ended-insanity: kntuckyfriedstripper: ew-romance: chloerayneee: dawdy: voodoopeekaboo: perfectly-imperf3ctt: monoclelewinsky: queenm0riarty: sanctuary-remix: thousanddreamers: bowlosugar: xiahdesu: what what what what what what what what what what what what WAT
puckberrys: mufasa are you ok are you ok mufasa you’ve been hit by you been struck by some smooth wildebeests
I hate when my taken friends decide to display... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: And they’re like : and I’m like : Way to make me feel awkward. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
sasssymuslim: omg what
Me without a computer →
10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard